Sick

Good news: They changed my days off to Monday and Tuesday from Thursday and Friday.

Bad news: I have a horrible cold just in time to enjoy having while working Thursday and Friday. Dealers seriously need to be given sick days. Nope, we get written up if we are sick.

I'm just drinking some turkish coffee trying to wake up enough to go to work.

Help with Amnesia

I need fictitious city names. I have to name the Homestead where everything is happening to distinguish it from other city's Homsteads. I could only think of Springfield, but that makes me think of the Simpsons. Any ideas?

Also, I'm trying to name things as horribly as I can, ie. Homestead, Home Corporation, Golden Ranch Round-up preshift, and the paper to mimic the way companies try to make things seem more comfortable and easily accessible. I think I'm doing a horrible job of it, which is too bad, because I find it so insidious. Any suggestions there?