Thursday, July 31, 2008

Something odd about me


If I drink too much caffeine, I feel psychic.

That is, I feel psychic.  I don't have premonitions and I don't read people's minds.  I don't really believe that I am psychic at that point.  I just feel psychic.

How does that feel?

Honestly, I don't know how to describe it.  However, I can always tell when I've had too much caffeine because I have this sense that I'm about to do something otherworldly. 

7 comments:

  1. hee
    It's your budding super powers, mostly likely, aggravated by the caffeine.

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  2. I just realized this could be a disturbing sensation... like of some unknown, impending thing being privately experienced. When I first read it, I was imagining a jacked up sense of unevidenced personal power. Maybe what you're describing is actually a caffeinated type of anxiety state. Sorry! That's not funny to me.

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  3. You were right the first time. It is more like a jacked up sense of unevidenced personal power. No anxiety at all. Actually, it makes me feel super calm and all knowing.

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  4. hoo, then that's awesome. Drink more!

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  5. Yeah, but what's the point? It's like being able to see when you live underground in a pitch black cave.
    I just think it is funny that's how I gage my caffeine intake. It works though. If I drink anymore than that, I get sick.

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  6. hoo, then that's awesome. Drink more!

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  7. hee
    It's your budding super powers, mostly likely, aggravated by the caffeine.

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