Disgusting things

OK, so someone told me about the "2 girls, 1 cup" phenomena. I guess it has been around for quite a while. If you don't know about it, let me just say this: Once you see it, you can't UN-see it. I don't recommend watching it at all. Here is a video of some people reacting to it:

It didn't really bother me that much, but it was pure disgusting and I think it is the most disgusting thing on the Internet (that is still legal). (Animal cruelty is by far more disgusting as well as many crimes against others).

I just wonder, is that it? Have I reached the bottom of what is disgusting?

I showed it to Greg and he said, "Why are you showing this to me?" I just thought it was nice to get it out of the way. Now you've seen the most disgusting thing there is and you survived it. Everything else is a piece of cake. You're welcome little Greg...you're welcome.

He just came in and said that he imagines certain aspects of 2 girls and 1 cup to be fake. He then said that he has to think that to get through the rest of his life.

A Mighty Thirst

I had a younger woman come to my blackjack table the other day wearing a T-shirt that read, "It ain't going to lick itself." Her boyfriend had a T-shirt that read "For Rent: by the hour".

She immediately said, "Where's the cocktail waitress? Get me the cocktail waitress and keep her coming. I get a mighty thirst going on."

I barely prevented myself from saying, "Are you sure you're not confusing thirst with the DT's?"

The worst is when one of these thirsty people don't get a drink within 2 minutes. I have to hear about their outrage like I've just personally crushed the head of their puppy.