Tuesday, September 28, 2004
One More Whore
I forgot who I know, who has been paid for sexual favors. Greg's mother. Greg's cousin is an escort that gets called for dates. Does she have sex with them? I don't really know. I sure the hell would for the kind of money that they can possibly get, but I don't know. Besides, it is illegal in Las Vegas. Anyway, there was a call for a guy who wanted a woman to come up and notice that his door was ajar, look in, bend over and pick up a $50 bill, then leave. (The $50 was in addition to any fee). So, Greg's cousin did it. He called back and said that he wanted someone else to do it. So, Greg's cousins friend went to do it. He called again and said that he wanted an older woman to do it. He wanted someone that was not in the business, who has never done anything like that before. They got Greg's mother to do it. She is short and heavy with greying hair. She went, saw the door ajar, saw the $50 on the floor, bent over to pick it up, and looked up in time to see him ejaculate. She was shocked and gasped. I don't know what she expected, but she got the $50 and left. She is pretty proud that she is a paid professional though.
Showgirls and Whores
OK, the Golden Nugget only has showgirls on very special occasions like the Grand Re-Opening and the debut of the TV show, The Casino. They have big headdresses on and don't do much other than stand there with their ankles slightly crossed. We have a comedy show and an irish clog dancing show in the fashion of "Lord of the Dance". Ours dance show is called, "Spirit of the Dance". I've heard it's not fun to see with a headache. "It feels like their clogging on my brain!!" None of the casinos downtown have showgirls. The closest you get is at "Mermaids", where tropically clad girls stand outside and give you Mardi Gras beads. In winter, they were heavy coats over their tropical clothes. I thought that kind of ruins the whole feel of the matter. "Mermaids" is also the place to go to get a deep fried twinkie for 99 cents.
OK, now whores. The Golden Nugget does have whores.![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=1)
mkhobson wanted to hear about them, so here you go. They sit at the bar and play a little video poker. Most of the time though, they keep their eyes in the crowd. Whenever a single guy makes eye contact, they smile and say "hi" and other stuff that I can't make out. (I can't read lips). Usually the guy stops and talks to them. They must be thinking, "Holy cow!! A hot chick is talking to me". They are not bad looking, except the head whore, who appears to be pregnant. I call her the head whore, because she is always there and always talks to the other whores.
So, when the guy is talking to them, they must ask if they want a "party" or whatever. Often the guy refuses and walks away. The whore usually are nice and smile at that point. They have to be nice or they would more than likely be kicked out. Sometimes the guy then takes them up to their room. There is a Baccarat dealer in the high limit pit with a great view of the comings and goings of the whores. She said that the average time after the whore goes up is about 25 minutes before she comes back down.
No, the casino does not condone their business, but they have no real way to prove that they are whoring. They tolerate their business, because that is what some customers look for. As long as the whores are clean and friendly, the casinos will allow it. The whores at the Luxor were much more aggressive and were not nice when refused from what I understand from the Luxor customers. The Golden Nugget really does have the best whores.
OK, now whores. The Golden Nugget does have whores.
mkhobson wanted to hear about them, so here you go. They sit at the bar and play a little video poker. Most of the time though, they keep their eyes in the crowd. Whenever a single guy makes eye contact, they smile and say "hi" and other stuff that I can't make out. (I can't read lips). Usually the guy stops and talks to them. They must be thinking, "Holy cow!! A hot chick is talking to me". They are not bad looking, except the head whore, who appears to be pregnant. I call her the head whore, because she is always there and always talks to the other whores. So, when the guy is talking to them, they must ask if they want a "party" or whatever. Often the guy refuses and walks away. The whore usually are nice and smile at that point. They have to be nice or they would more than likely be kicked out. Sometimes the guy then takes them up to their room. There is a Baccarat dealer in the high limit pit with a great view of the comings and goings of the whores. She said that the average time after the whore goes up is about 25 minutes before she comes back down.
No, the casino does not condone their business, but they have no real way to prove that they are whoring. They tolerate their business, because that is what some customers look for. As long as the whores are clean and friendly, the casinos will allow it. The whores at the Luxor were much more aggressive and were not nice when refused from what I understand from the Luxor customers. The Golden Nugget really does have the best whores.
 | Only the best whores at the Golden Nugget! No sub-par whores here! Thank you for that report. Though I am miffed that there are no man-whores in it. There are never any man-whores in any story about whores that I've ever read. It's just goddamn unfair. Women have needs too, you know. And we're willing to pay for them. (Actually, the 99 cent deep fried twinkie sounds better right about now ...) MM (P.S. I'm in New Orleans. It's very weird. The French Quarter is creepy. And I'm about a block away from Harrah's. Of course, I have also managed to catch a cold, so I feel like shit. More soon.) (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| Oh, I forgot to report on man-whores. There are man whores in Las Vegas, but they are mostly for men from what I understand. They don't hang out at the Golden Nugget though. I don't know anything about them. Apparently though, Greg's cousin's roommate is a man-whore that has sex with Elton John. I don't know how true that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
| Goddamn sexist world we live in. Even Elton Fucking JOHN gets serviced in Vegas, but the entire female population of the world is left high and dry. I'm going to write a letter. To whom, I know not. But write it I shall. MM |
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Saturday, September 25, 2004
My New Alarm Clock
I went out and bought a new alarm clock. Greg thinks it is frivolous and unneeded, but I wanted a new snazzy alarm clock. I'm just so tired of the $12.99 job that we have with the red numbers and wood paneling. What's with making plastic look like wood anyway? Plastic wood is undeniably tacky. It is the equivalent of fake wood paneling in the family rec room in the basement.
The clock I got can put you to sleep and wake you up to six different nature sounds. They really do sound different, too, not just six different kinds of static. OK, there is rain and waterfall. Those two are pretty much like static. Summer night has birds in it as does rainforest. Summer night has crickets. The nicest is thunder which sounds like thunder in the distance. Woudn't it suck if it sounded like thunder outside your window, perhaps with a glass cracking sound with it. (That has happened to me. My window cracked from the sound of thunder while I was in the room.) You can also do the radio thing. The clock is a sleek stylish grey plastic. I would prefer a different color, but what are you going to do. The most unusual part of the clock though is that it projects the time onto the ceiling. No more having to turn my head to check the time like a chump. Now, I can just open my eyes and if I'm facing the clock, fine, if not I can just look at the ceiling. It is a really pretty blue light too.
The clock I got can put you to sleep and wake you up to six different nature sounds. They really do sound different, too, not just six different kinds of static. OK, there is rain and waterfall. Those two are pretty much like static. Summer night has birds in it as does rainforest. Summer night has crickets. The nicest is thunder which sounds like thunder in the distance. Woudn't it suck if it sounded like thunder outside your window, perhaps with a glass cracking sound with it. (That has happened to me. My window cracked from the sound of thunder while I was in the room.) You can also do the radio thing. The clock is a sleek stylish grey plastic. I would prefer a different color, but what are you going to do. The most unusual part of the clock though is that it projects the time onto the ceiling. No more having to turn my head to check the time like a chump. Now, I can just open my eyes and if I'm facing the clock, fine, if not I can just look at the ceiling. It is a really pretty blue light too.
| Ok I will admit that the new alarm clock does have a nice sleek design. Not the "tacky" plastic wood of our old alarm clock. However, the old alarm clocked worked just fine. I can't help it that I am practical in this one arena. I think it is silly to replace something that does not need replacing. Like for example: we had a cat that was no longer working so I replaced it with a cat that does work. Or lets say you go to turn on a lamp and well it turns on, nobody says ohh and turns it off and replaces the light bulb. Or runs water in the sink which moves flawlessly down the pipes, then gets the plunger and plunges the sink anyway. Or lets say you were listening to your favorite CD and it played perfectly, one would not go and buy a new one. I ll admit that in some situations replacing things that work fine are ok. Like for example: You are redecorating your living room and the couch does not go with the new decor, so you could replace it. Or your car has 250000 miles on it and it still runs good but you know it is soom going to become a money pit. I know that you could say that the new alarm clock was part of a redecorating scheme for our bedroom (which would fall under the redecorating clause), but I don't think anybody redecorates around an alarm clock. If however, that is your plan..then great I look forward to our sleek futuristic bedroom decor! (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| It will be the bedroom of tomorrow. You will love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) |
| I hate my alarm clock. It is a CD alarm clock, and it has a Tom Waits CD in it and for some reason it's programmed to wake me up with the saddest, most depressing song on the whole album. I haven't gotten around to changing the CD. Instead, I wake up every day to Tom Waits singing about a rose dying over someone's grave and how you can't feel the rain when you're dead. I should probably get around to changing that CD one of these days. MM (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| It is happy to wake up to that song because it reminds you that you are still alive and can feel rain. |
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