Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Pickle Surprise

I don't like pickles. Well, I thought that I didn't like pickles. I really only always had the Vlassic pickles that are on the shelf. Then I had a sandwich at a deli and I thought that the pickle was very tasty. So, I bought Clausen pickles from the refrigerated section. They are so good. I can't stop eating them. Maybe I'm pregnant.


In other ironically related news, I seem to have developed a sensitivity to cucumber seeds and pickles are no exception. I knew that I had problems with cucumbers, but for some reason I thought pickles would be exempt. I guess they aren't as bad. Cucumbers make me feel like I'm going to die. Pickles just make me uncomfortable...totally worth it!
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6 comments:

  1. mkhobsonDecember 2, 2009 at 6:37 AM

    Mmm, pickles. I love pickles, especially chopped up in a tuna salad sandwich. I really love the little baby-sized pickles.
    So what's your problem with cucumber seeds? Do they give you the toots?

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  2. hazelwindowsDecember 2, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    1. I too only buy the refridgerated Claussens as of a couple years ago when I made the same discovery as you did. They're like a totally different food than the regular ones. They also dont have the preservatives of the other ones.
    2. WTF. I do not know, nor can I imagine, the context for the creation of the pickle surprise clip. All I know is that the guy playing the pickle with his wee pointy ears is perfectly awesome.

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  3. Unnatural MediocrityDecember 2, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    Well, let's say pickles cause me to create musical air. Cucumber seeds (the larger variety) cause me to create air that does not escape, causing amazing pain.

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  4. Unnatural MediocrityDecember 2, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    1. They rock.
    2. Pickle surprise is when you are having sex with a girl and discover they have a little something extra. However, the video is completely in another world.

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  5. BlarfMarch 1, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Well, let's say pickles cause me to create musical air. Cucumber seeds (the larger variety) cause me to create air that does not escape, causing amazing pain.

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  6. BlarfMarch 1, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    Mmm, pickles. I love pickles, especially chopped up in a tuna salad sandwich. I really love the little baby-sized pickles.
    So what's your problem with cucumber seeds? Do they give you the toots?

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