I had a younger woman come to my blackjack table the other day wearing a T-shirt that read, "It ain't going to lick itself." Her boyfriend had a T-shirt that read "For Rent: by the hour".
She immediately said, "Where's the cocktail waitress? Get me the cocktail waitress and keep her coming. I get a mighty thirst going on."
I barely prevented myself from saying, "Are you sure you're not confusing thirst with the DT's?"
The worst is when one of these thirsty people don't get a drink within 2 minutes. I have to hear about their outrage like I've just personally crushed the head of their puppy.
I just don't get the sexually explicit T-shirts that people wear. I guess it's "straight pride".
ReplyDeleteI think you've hit the nail on the head there.
ReplyDeleteyou mean, "tanked whore pride", don't you?
ReplyDeleteI just don't get the sexually explicit T-shirts that people wear. I guess it's "straight pride".
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