Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Showgirls and Whores

OK, the Golden Nugget only has showgirls on very special occasions like the Grand Re-Opening and the debut of the TV show, The Casino. They have big headdresses on and don't do much other than stand there with their ankles slightly crossed. We have a comedy show and an irish clog dancing show in the fashion of "Lord of the Dance". Ours dance show is called, "Spirit of the Dance". I've heard it's not fun to see with a headache. "It feels like their clogging on my brain!!" None of the casinos downtown have showgirls. The closest you get is at "Mermaids", where tropically clad girls stand outside and give you Mardi Gras beads. In winter, they were heavy coats over their tropical clothes. I thought that kind of ruins the whole feel of the matter. "Mermaids" is also the place to go to get a deep fried twinkie for 99 cents.

OK, now whores. The Golden Nugget does have whores. [info]mkhobson wanted to hear about them, so here you go. They sit at the bar and play a little video poker. Most of the time though, they keep their eyes in the crowd. Whenever a single guy makes eye contact, they smile and say "hi" and other stuff that I can't make out. (I can't read lips). Usually the guy stops and talks to them. They must be thinking, "Holy cow!! A hot chick is talking to me". They are not bad looking, except the head whore, who appears to be pregnant. I call her the head whore, because she is always there and always talks to the other whores.

So, when the guy is talking to them, they must ask if they want a "party" or whatever. Often the guy refuses and walks away. The whore usually are nice and smile at that point. They have to be nice or they would more than likely be kicked out. Sometimes the guy then takes them up to their room. There is a Baccarat dealer in the high limit pit with a great view of the comings and goings of the whores. She said that the average time after the whore goes up is about 25 minutes before she comes back down.

No, the casino does not condone their business, but they have no real way to prove that they are whoring. They tolerate their business, because that is what some customers look for. As long as the whores are clean and friendly, the casinos will allow it. The whores at the Luxor were much more aggressive and were not nice when refused from what I understand from the Luxor customers. The Golden Nugget really does have the best whores.


[info]mkhobson
2004-09-28 08:14 am (local) (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This
Only the best whores at the Golden Nugget! No sub-par whores here!

Thank you for that report. Though I am miffed that there are no man-whores in it. There are never any man-whores in any story about whores that I've ever read. It's just goddamn unfair. Women have needs too, you know. And we're willing to pay for them.

(Actually, the 99 cent deep fried twinkie sounds better right about now ...)

MM

(P.S. I'm in New Orleans. It's very weird. The French Quarter is creepy. And I'm about a block away from Harrah's. Of course, I have also managed to catch a cold, so I feel like shit. More soon.)

[info]tuber_x
2004-09-28 10:06 am (local) (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This
Oh, I forgot to report on man-whores. There are man whores in Las Vegas, but they are mostly for men from what I understand. They don't hang out at the Golden Nugget though. I don't know anything about them. Apparently though, Greg's cousin's roommate is a man-whore that has sex with Elton John. I don't know how true that is.

[info]mkhobson
2004-09-28 12:40 pm (local) (link) DeleteFreezeScreenTrack This
Goddamn sexist world we live in. Even Elton Fucking JOHN gets serviced in Vegas, but the entire female population of the world is left high and dry.

I'm going to write a letter. To whom, I know not. But write it I shall.

MM

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