Unnatural Mediocrity: Harper's

I love the Harper's Index, the Readings and the Scientific findings, but my subscription just ran out. The Readings is especially enjoyable because it is usually just unedited information from somewhere else. For example, one time they had suicide notes from Japanese children. Another time, they had a to do list from someone that committed murder as follows:

The following to-do list was written by Keith Michael Addy, a twenty-seven-year-old Milwaukee-area resident who confessed to having killed and dismembered a female escort in accordance with his own instructions. Police found the hand-written note in a garbage can behind Addy's house alongside his victim's bagged remains. Addy was sentenced in December to live under state control for first-degree murder and mutilating a corpse.

1. Make the call: Hello, how R U? Do you have any girls available for Dominatrix at this time? Yes...Good. I would like a girl that enjoys being tied up, whipped, blindfolded, having wax poured on her, and wears a gauntlet... (Please tell her to bring these toys.) Good...Please tell her that my address is...and to go through the back door, up the stairs, and turn left to apt. #6. Thank U. (smiley face)

2. Eat 1 cup of grape nuts.

3. 1/2 hour before appointment, put dog in bathroom, put fan in room on med., light candle, turn on #12 to vol. 20, "Repeat 1" setting on pause. Turn on TV to 28 volume and pause, open back door, take out cross, robe, scrotum weight, 2 pairs gloves, coat, neck warmer, fur hat.

4. Spot mark, take off everything but robe, gloves, scrotum weight, turn on stereo and t.v.

5. Ask her name, (smiley face) then change it to "worm" for the time being. Walk her directly into room, take her clothes, tie up...

6. Set 60 min. timer. Disconnect cell phone, put it in a doubled-up white bag along with the worms's clothes, cut her in quarters and bag in black bag, take shower.

7. When timer rings, dental (illegible).

8. Go to breakers, with boots on.

9. Do laundry.

10. Go to club or library.

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